I never thought that I would get board watching a chick fight. Especially the video game chicks from Final Fantasy and Dead or Alive.
But that is just what happened in the below high definition machinima Dead Fantasy II. Now don’t get me wrong, Monty Oum did a great job and some of the fight scenes are really cool. There are just a lot of problems. See the top 7 problems below and why I got bored as well as the hd video.
Top 7 Reasons I was Bored Watching A Chick Fight:
1. It is too long. The fighting goes on for over 11 minutes with very few breaks. It just got old after awhile. It would have been better shorter.
2. There are too many fighters. I am all for giant battles or deadly standoffs but it was too confusing with what 8 women seeming to fight everyone around them. It was not clear that it was 4 on 4 or whatever. It just seemed like a free for all.
3. No one ever got hurt. You are telling me that women flying all over the place, hitting and kicking over and over, gunshots, explosions and all that an no one even twisted an ankle or got a paper cut? Common.
4. Everyone has so much unspeakable power attacks that it doesn’t matter. Now those power attacks are cool. But the problem is everyone has them. And they all seem to be just as strong and do no damage. They almost taking turns getting beat down and then “Wait it’s my turn to kick everyones ass with a power attack even though I was getting wasted for the last 8 minutes”. Some women just need to be weaker than the others.
5. Sliding down a wall for 3 minutes. Okay sliding down the wall while fighting was cool at first, but then it got old. You mean to tell me you are going to somehow slide down the tallest building in the world while fighting and for that long?
6. Running on Lava. Running down the building? Fine. Running on a wall? Fine. Even running on water? Fine. But running on lava? No.
7. SOMEONE FREAKING GET HURT!!!!